I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
2023-12-10 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Th..
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2023-12-10 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope th..
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
2023-12-10 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
2023-12-10 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
2023-12-10 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing..
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2023-12-10 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostAcupuncture is a jab well done.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
2023-12-10 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWho was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his b..
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
2023-12-10 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We..
What did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!
2023-12-09 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-12-09 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negat..
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
2023-12-09 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
2023-12-09 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I ta..
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
2023-12-09 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1
What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1
2023-12-09 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-12-09 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
2023-12-09 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBecoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
2023-12-09 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narni..
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!
2023-12-09 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicy..
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
2023-12-09 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn’t Mario become a musician? Because he kept hittin..
Why couldn’t Mario become a musician? Because he kept hitting the wrong blocks.
2023-12-09 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a ca..
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
2023-12-08 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostA friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soo..
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2023-12-08 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
2023-12-08 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a..
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
2023-12-08 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman ask..
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
2023-12-08 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
2023-12-08 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? Pikascrew..
What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? Pikascrew.
2023-12-08 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostAn atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta kee..
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
2023-12-08 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It wa..
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
2023-12-08 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAtoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everyt..
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
2023-12-08 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post