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2023-12-07 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
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2023-12-07 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents!
2023-12-07 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
2023-12-07 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhich country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
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2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIs it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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2023-12-06 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post