What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
2024-01-08 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A..
What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt.
2024-01-07 23:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Velma put in her pen? Mystery ink.
What does Velma put in her pen? Mystery ink.
2024-01-07 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are cows great dancers? They have all the best moo-ves.
Why are cows great dancers? They have all the best moo-ves.
2024-01-07 21:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? Take my boyfriend test to see your score and..
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2024-01-07 20:42:26 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? Take my boyfriend test to see your score and..
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2024-01-07 20:38:59 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? Take my boyfriend test to see your score and..
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2024-01-07 20:37:56 +0000 UTC View PostWhen is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fair..
When is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.
2024-01-07 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to ge..
Why did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to get addressed.
2024-01-07 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Diluc say to Kaeya when he dropped his ice cream? ..
What did Diluc say to Kaeya when he dropped his ice cream? Cryo about it
2024-01-07 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy were spectators confused by the koala's self-portrait? I..
Why were spectators confused by the koala's self-portrait? It was bear.
2024-01-07 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
2024-01-07 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the wizard who couldn't stop making potio..
Did you hear about the wizard who couldn't stop making potions? They were on a 'brew-tal' quest." https://onlyfans.com/499107551/emmahircine
2024-01-07 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIce Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)
Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)
2024-01-07 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
2024-01-07 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostIts breakfast time here in the UK 😌
Its breakfast time here in the UK 😌
2024-01-07 05:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso
2024-01-07 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
2024-01-07 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s p..
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
2024-01-06 23:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
2024-01-06 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPeople are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But ..
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
2024-01-06 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post🎡Would you like to try your luck? January Wheel Spin Edition..
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2024-01-06 20:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2024-01-06 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
2024-01-06 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft d..
Which U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft drinks? Minnesota.
2024-01-06 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
I didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
2024-01-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
2024-01-06 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs..
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.
2024-01-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post