What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
2024-01-06 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. T..
I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
2024-01-06 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
2024-01-06 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in h..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
2024-01-05 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostSore throats are a pain in the neck.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
2024-01-05 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
2024-01-05 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
2024-01-05 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itentic..
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
2024-01-05 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
How do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
2024-01-05 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
RIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
2024-01-05 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything o..
Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web.
2024-01-05 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them..
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
2024-01-05 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you mend a broken pumpkin? By using a pumpkin patch.
How can you mend a broken pumpkin? By using a pumpkin patch.
2024-01-05 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? I..
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
2024-01-05 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the accountant say while auditing a document? This ..
What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
2024-01-05 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desser..
What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desserter.
2024-01-04 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
2024-01-04 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bu..
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
2024-01-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostStop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
2024-01-04 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got..
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
2024-01-04 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post***Want it soft or hard?*** 🖤 new gothic bundle of goodies,..
***Want it soft or hard?*** 🖤 new gothic bundle of goodies, featuring never before seen video! 💗 new pink bundle of cute content, feat never before seen video! Only one spin each 🎡
2024-01-04 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a..
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
2024-01-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for that earring i lost
Looking for that earring i lost
2024-01-04 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostShouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ce..
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
2024-01-04 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn..
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
2024-01-04 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
2024-01-03 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
What's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2024-01-03 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himse..
Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.
2024-01-03 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2024-01-03 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post