I am absolutely making this hairstyle happen.
 I think I'm entering my Dolly Parton phase.
 
 That's where I get skinny and you fuckers buy me new tits and life becomes amazing for all involved.
 
 That's how it works, right??
 
 Join my VIP. Take the first step. @mistressvicevip
                        2023-02-27 10:43:51 +0000 UTC
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                        When ur 2 lazy 2 get up n p
                        2023-02-26 05:49:36 +0000 UTC
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                        So I took a nap for 4 days.
 
 Eat me.
                        2023-02-26 03:19:25 +0000 UTC
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                        I leave for Colorado in 12 hours and am taking selfies instead of cleaning.
 You're welcome.
                        2023-02-16 00:37:21 +0000 UTC
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                        Did yall have the wrong wishlist?
 Where are all my presents and stuff? I'm about to fire all your asses.
                        2023-02-15 11:10:30 +0000 UTC
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                        I had a thing I was gonna say or post or something and I'm all baked and totally forgot.
                        2023-02-11 13:24:50 +0000 UTC
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                        Say it back, don't be fuckin rude now. 
 "Good morning Mistress Vice."
 
 Ffs just copy/paste it.
                        2023-02-11 13:24:15 +0000 UTC
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                        Your time has come fuckers.
                        2023-02-11 03:17:24 +0000 UTC
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                        bUy My NoOdZ
 
 (DM for options)
                        2023-02-09 08:45:32 +0000 UTC
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                        Turns out dance class is at 11 not 10 so now I don’t know if I'll go....because I'm lazy like that.
                        2023-02-06 14:39:26 +0000 UTC
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                        I'm shooting content but in need of inspiration. Who wants to session and be my muse?
                        2023-02-03 02:52:12 +0000 UTC
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                        Perhaps I've been foolish to presume that you all know how things are supposed to go down, so after countless exchanges like this I decided to err on the side of caution and make a pretty graphic to explain it to you. 
 Swipe right for boobs.
                        2023-02-02 05:45:43 +0000 UTC
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                        I'm available for sessions...hit my DMs
                        2023-02-02 01:26:27 +0000 UTC
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                        Back from vacation...reforming my brains to get back into the groove
                        2023-02-01 18:19:32 +0000 UTC
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                        Yet another opportunity to show me your value in my Queendom.
 Quite being dickless and fuck me hard with your credit card.
                        2023-01-28 16:02:00 +0000 UTC
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                        Happy whatever the fuck day it is.
                        2023-01-28 12:34:15 +0000 UTC
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                        Sometimes I'm catty, 
 Sometimes I'm mean.
 
 Sometimes I wanna spread your cheeks and stick my cock in between. 
 
 Prior reimbursement opportunity still available.
                        2023-01-26 07:26:22 +0000 UTC
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                        Let's talk about why reimbursement opportunities are important.
 Perhaps you enjoy me, but aren't sure about my content.
 I can appreciate that. So, instead you either tip/tribute and say something along the lines of "Just because" or "Thank you".
 Others of you (for reasons I will NEVER comprehend) "don't tribute" or "don't tip"(which btw and ftr - have fun never getting laid with that attitude)
 THEREFORE: 
 I offer you the opportunity to contribute to me and my delicious scent.
 This stuff is amazing. I'll send u a scratch n sniff of my feet or pits for your contribution 🤣🤣🤣🤣
                        2023-01-24 20:44:39 +0000 UTC
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                        FREE TRAILER: Last night in Miami... See what you're getting - sort of 🤣 - before you drop the whopping $3 for the video. (I've censored out the good stuff)
 
 It's hot, I'm in it, theres some 'Nani....what else could you possibly want for $3????
                        2023-01-23 12:17:24 +0000 UTC
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                        Get this sexy little number -- you know you cannot resist.
 Censored version in next post.
 (Paid version is uncensored and on my VIP page @mistressvicevip @mistressvicevip INCLUDED FOR ONLY $10) or just buy it here for $3...
                        2023-01-23 11:58:05 +0000 UTC
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                        Do any of you listen?
 Make tribute. Conversation may then ensue.
 Otherwise, we go nowhere.
                        2023-01-22 12:19:40 +0000 UTC
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                        PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, BITCH
 LISTEN THE FUCK UP.
 
 Yall bitches got me soooooooooooooo angry. 
 
 Each one of you pussies needs to tip a minimum of $3 or buy something. 
 
 I'm in the mood to just start blocking fools.
                        2023-01-20 02:18:01 +0000 UTC
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                        Listen yall, unless you're purchasing custom content or session time, you MUST MAKE TRIBUTE before I'll engage in any meaningful conversation with you. This is a hard fast rule. Learn it, live it, love it.
 Time is money and yours is all mine, bitch.
                        2023-01-19 06:35:58 +0000 UTC
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                        You're not worthy.
                        2023-01-19 06:33:22 +0000 UTC
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                        Use the topic tabs (ass, tits, femdom, etc) on my profile page it makes it easy to find exactly what you're looking for.
                        2023-01-19 04:00:06 +0000 UTC
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                        Still have time to give you a swift kick....here til Sunday 😋
 Serve me and my aggression
                        2023-01-16 05:28:23 +0000 UTC
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                        Ngl, yall disgust me.
                        2023-01-11 01:48:28 +0000 UTC
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                        Pink eyes, blue eyes or one of each?
                        2023-01-11 01:42:25 +0000 UTC
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                        Your life is incomplete without my ass in your face as frequently as possible. 
 For that, your smartest move is to go VIP @mistressvicevip only $10 for way more content than that.
                        2023-01-10 16:55:21 +0000 UTC
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