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The final product, I am super happy with it ❤️

2021-09-18 22:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry about the late post today but just got done getting my..

Sorry about the late post today but just got done getting my tattoo finished. It is fully completed and these pics are of the drawing he put on before finishing it up. He didn't use a stencil on any of it and the entire tattoo was drawn freehand so I am pretty impressed. It is going to look good when I am pumping on a cock 😉🍆❤️. I will show you the finished product as soon as I get the plastic wrap off in two hours 👍❤️

2021-09-18 20:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey guys, here is a quick update before I go get my tattoo f..

Hey guys, here is a quick update before I go get my tattoo finished 😉 Not going to be around alot today so I wanted to let you know what I am up to today. Have a great day and will try to catch you later 💋

2021-09-18 15:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post

When amazon goes wrong. Guys you have no idea how much I ap..

When amazon goes wrong. Guys you have no idea how much I appreciate you sending me the stuff you do and I love wearing it for you! However, occasionally things don't fit or look quite the way we expect them to 😕. This is an example of that very scenario. I alter what can be altered but sadly these items are beyond the altering realm of possibility. Still, the thought is what counts and not every outfit is a home run but you never know until you try! It is safe to say that I will not be hunting penis in this ensemble tonight 😉

2021-09-17 19:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post

While I was writing the last post and looking at the cum sho..

While I was writing the last post and looking at the cum shot, I notice my clit was getting bigger so I took a few quick pics to see if you agree!

2021-09-17 19:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post

I have gotten a ton of requests to do some fancy footwork. ..

I have gotten a ton of requests to do some fancy footwork. I can make guys cum with my feet. I have done so many times. My toes work the head of dick pretty damn good and the soles of my feet are softer than my hands so a good sole rubbing does a penis good. Do I do this often? Not really. I don't get that many requests for it live and in person. The most requested thing I get is "can I suck your clit?" and the answer is always yes! Anyway, check this video out and let me know what you think, I will be posting another one shortly so keep an eye out for that as well! @u125291845

2021-09-17 19:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Some pics of tits and clits to start Friday off. Let's see,..

Some pics of tits and clits to start Friday off. Let's see, what else? Guys are getting stingy with the dick lately. Not sure what's up with that? I asked a guy if he wanted a blowjob, he said if I would go to dinner with him, he would. I said, how about I jerk you off and give you some leftovers to take home with you? He said no. True story. Not one thing is even embellished. He would rather go to dinner than feed me a sperm dessert. I don't want to go to dinner. If I wanted to go to dinner, I would go to dinner. Nor do I wish to drink. I don't need to drink for courage or to "loosen up." I can get all kinds of "loose" with the best of them without liquid courage. I like to be 100 percent clear-headed when I fuck. I want to experience it all. No numbing is required. I simply would like to suck his dick, drink his nut, talk for a few minutes, and send him home. He's married anyway. He swears he loves her, but he just isn't getting any sex. Good, give me your dick. When I'm done with it, you can take your wife out to dinner and talk all you want. I just want to sit on my couch naked, alone, eating whatever junk food I have, watch a lousy TV show, and go to bed. That is a good night for me. Honestly, I have my own shit to do. I don't want to entertain anyone. The only thing I am responsible for entertaining is your cock and my clit. After that, home you go. I'll call you the next time I need a good breeding. If only it were that easy! Why do I want to suck a dick and not fuck? Sure, fair question. I can't fuck until Tuesday now. No, I don't have an STD or any other weird thing. When I take antibiotics, certain ones, if I have sex, it fucks my box up, and then I have to fix that. Why? Who fucking knows. It just does. That doesn't mean I don't get horny as fuck. I'm horny as fuck. Rubbing one out is ok. Just ok. Rubbing one out while giving a blowjob is way more than ok. It's rather magical if you ask me. Plus, I can rub another one or three out just thinking about it. Handjobs are a close second because I get to see the jizz fly out the head of the cock. I could watch that all day long. Sometimes I do. Am I the only one who pulls up cum compilations online that are like an hour long and watches every single jizz eruption? I am probably the only one, but fuck I do like watching them. Especially the closeups. This is probably what I am about to do anyway, so with that, I will end this and catch you all in just a little bit.

2021-09-17 14:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Legs and Here is a cool video of me and my clit. What could..

Legs and Here is a cool video of me and my clit. What could be cooler than that? Your dick smacking my clit would be cooler, but for now, this will have to do! I was supposed to get this video up earlier, but apparently, the upload didn't take. Sorry about that. I should have checked. Sometimes things don't always work as advertised on here. Today was my first day after almost ten days of not feeling crappy so happy days and fuzzy bunnies for me. I have been at like 75% for like the last week. I admit I was pretty sick for the first three or four days, but after that, it was just a pain in the ass where I just couldn't quite get over it. But today was a good day, so I'm hoping that I kicked this sucker's ass up, down, and all around. Someone sent me a video of their dick. Lots of people send me pictures and videos of their dicks, but this guy stood out. It was long, fat, and sexy as fuck, and he also had giant round balls. They looked like perfect softballs. He jerked until he came, and judging by the amount of sperm he dumped all over the sink, that's why he had big huge softballs for testicles. I won't lie. I put it on replay and masturbated watching his video. All I could think about was him breeding me and how much sperm would drip out of me for the rest of the day. Obviously, I have a severe perversion problem, but I'm good with that though because it keeps life interesting. So thank you to the gentleman who sent me that video. I am sure that I will rub one out to it many more times. Oh, and by the way, that is one gorgeous breeding stick you have there. Whoever is getting that thing stuck inside her guts is indeed one happy chick. I got some pictures I want to get up later, so I don't want to burn myself out here telling you a bunch of weird shit that you probably don't want to hear anyway. I will save that for later to not dump all of this on you at once. Keep an eye out for that; I will catch you in a bit!

2021-09-16 23:49:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning everyone 😉❤️

2021-09-16 12:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post

If you can't have a dick, then the next best thing is to pum..

If you can't have a dick, then the next best thing is to pump your clit. That's what this video is all about. There is no cock in my foreseeable future for the next week. Not that I won't see, hold, suck, jerk, a few fat dicks in the next few days. I am sure that I will. They just won't be pushing around inside of me. It doesn't mean I am not going to get off in the next three or four days because I am, and I just did making this video. So check it out and let me know what you think. Some of you are writing to me, and I am telling you that I am not feeling hundred percent, and then you send me a cock pic and tell me you are horny as fuck. I would be mad at you if it weren't for the fact that I've done the same thing to guys who were under the weather, and I wanted them to fuck me. I suspect pussy is much like cock when it's turned on. It doesn't care what else is going on in the world. It just wants a cock inside of it. I admit when you're under the weather, it's kind of hard to get turned on, but somehow I managed to do it. It doesn't matter because I'm sure me having a cum isn't going to hinder my recovery. I just watched a video where a guy jerked off and came. I know, nothing special. It happens a million times a day. Except this guy came and came and then came some more and then came some more after that. It looked like somebody spilled a coffee cup full of sperm on the floor. He wasn't attractive, nor did he have a great body, but I would let him stick his weird tiny dick inside me to know what it feels like to have that much jizz pumping into my guts. If you were wondering what made me horny today to the point that I had to rub one out with the help of my clit pump, it was this video. I can't get the image of all that jizz that just kept pouring out of the end of his cock. It was definitely not a fake because it was close enough, and the angle was correct so that I could see it pouring out of his cum hole. I would die to know what that must feel like to pump that much nut out of your balls. It has to be an incredible feeling of relief to dump that much sperm. It almost seems euphoric, and for all I know, it probably is. How I wish I could experience that just once. I need to know what that feels like. The first time would probably be so incredible I might pass out. So if any of you invent a way for me to grow a set of testicles and a working penis, I am your test dummy. I want to keep my vagina because I feel my orgasms may be stronger and longer than my friends with cum sticks. I could be wrong. Anyway, enough of this weirdness, I have to grab some food, and then I'll put some pictures up a little while later. Catch you all then

2021-09-15 20:40:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Quick video to start the day. Not the last video for the day..

Quick video to start the day. Not the last video for the day as I am making more as we speak 👍

2021-09-15 18:27:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Tit fucking, Foot fucking, and cum flying. All in a straigh..

Tit fucking, Foot fucking, and cum flying. All in a straightforward video. I don't care what you say. Overall that was a quality sperm covering. It wasn't a gallon of jizz, but it wasn't anything to sneeze at either. It felt good to have that heavy ball snot hit my chest. That would've been an excellent load to splatter inside my guts. Course I can't do that until Friday but believe me, a proper splattering will be so that day. I had fun making this video, but I will be honest, the blowjob was kind of hard to do because I'm stuffed up, and it was hard to breathe, but other than that, all was good. It's fun to work a cock, and it's even more fun when the sperm hits my body, letting me know that it was a job well done. I'm seriously in a good mood right now. I got to empty a set of balls, got it put on video, so now you can watch it as well as myself later on when I'm rubbing one out. I've told you this before, but I'll repeat it. I like to watch my own videos. I get a thrill seeing myself work a cock and seeing a cock work me. I would think that would be normal, but apparently, it's not according to other women. Truthfully I think they're lying, and they would love to see themselves getting fucked, but who am I to question their sincerity. They're lying. They just don't want to admit it. I'm just saying here. But think about it who wouldn't want to see a video of a big long fat cock slipping inside of them? Nobody, that's who. Everyone wants to see that. They just don't want to admit it. All right enough of this. I hope you enjoy this video, and let me know what you think. It is very basic and very amateur, but it's real, and it was fun. @u125291845 How tall am I? I am 5 foot eight flat-footed, sometimes 5 foot nine, and 6 foot to 6 foot one with heels. I weigh 128 to 130, depending on the day. My tits are 38 double G. I wear a size eight shoe. I hope that answers all the statistical questions as I can't think of anymore. Titty fucking. Yes, I like to Titty fuck but typically not to a conclusion unless I have already cum for obvious reasons. The apparent reason being I want to cum, and if the cock fucking my titties cums, then I'm not going to cum. I suppose he could jerk my clit off and such, but I like when a big fat penis rubs my clit and makes me cum. There is just something way more magical about cumming when a dick is inside of me. I have dick on my brain today. I can't seem to shake it. Not sure I want to, other than the lack of available cock at the moment only makes it more frustrating. I actually can't have sex until Friday. Antibiotic and chick thing. So it's clit rubbing and porn for me until Friday. So enough for now, I will check-in and post a bit later so catch you then!

2021-09-14 20:50:47 +0000 UTC View Post

I want to see a cock dump cum in you and watch it roll out a..

I want to see a cock dump cum in you and watch it roll out and drip off your clit. And you shall. But today, you get a titty fuck, footjob, blowjob, handjob big old sticky cum all over me video. First, you get pics. Yes, pics. He won't be here until three to spray me down with man goo. I can't fuck until Friday. Girl thing and antibiotics. Fucks with the box. Unless you have one, no point in explaining. That doesn't mean I don't want a dick in my guts. I do. Annoyingly so. The crud, Covid, whatever is going around is the gift that keeps on giving, but I can hold off till Friday. Then I'm good to go. How do I feel? I mean, no worse than what happens at the end of a regular cold. Super duper for a while, then blah, then super-duper, then blah, and so on. Thats is the sign that my body gives me to tell me I just about have it beat. I thought for sure today was the 100 percent day. I'm going with 75% as a revised number. I am good enough to want my body to be used as a fuck toy minus two holes. The mouth is working just fine. Just ask the guy who gave me a protein infusion this morning. Yes, I blew a guy. No, he didn't ask me for a blowjob. I offered. I wanted to. I kind of feel left out of the game. It felt good for the both of us to have a cock in my mouth. It certainly brightened up my day, and I would guess him as well. I didn't do much. I just leaned my head over the edge of the bed, and he fucked my mouth. It seemed right with him sliding his penis in and out of my mouth, his balls dragging across my nose. They smelled good. Had that man smell mixed with that clean soapy, freshly washed scent. I could feel that pumping spasm that goes on in that little spot between the balls on my nose when he came. It made me want to fuck so badly! It was an easy swallow because he was balls deep in my mouth when he came, and the sperm just rolled down my throat. I hardly even tasted it. I could feel the hot stickiness of it, but that's about it. In a way, I feel kind of cheated. I like the taste of it. Not in its delicious candy type way, just in the "I know what I just had pumped in my mouth, and that's hot as fuck" type way. Sperm isn't a delicacy. It has its own unique flavor and scent. I don't crave the taste of it, but its smell and texture sets something off in my body that says I need it, and as much as I can get of it. Turns my pussy into a waterpark every time I taste it, smell it, feel it. Don't blame me. It's a manufacturing defect or something that I'm like this. Someone asked me what pickup lines I've used on guys that have worked. The last one I can think of was during truck week, where I told a guy that he smelled nice, like something I might want to have sex with. We fucked. So I would consider that a successful line. What else have I used? I've been pretty blatant in the past. I asked a guy once if he wanted to fuck my tits and cum on my face. It's a funny thing; he did want to fuck my tits and cum on my face. These are all lines that I have used with people that I have never met before. I don't think it counts if you use lines on people you already know. You kind of know the outcome from the start. Let me see if I can think of some more. I remember a good one. I had a good-looking guy I met at the ocean deck, and I admit I wanted him to do things to me with his penis. But it was dragging on, and both I and my pussy were getting frustrated. He was constantly staring at my tits, so I knew he was interested. So I told him if he stared at my tits one more time, we were going to fuck. He gazed one more time, and we fucked. I think that's it for lines that I have used. I'm not sure some of them qualify as lines per se, but it is the best that I have to answer this question.

2021-09-14 17:29:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Guys, sorry about the single post. I had to do the Dr thing..

Guys, sorry about the single post. I had to do the Dr thing today but all is good, still there but it's just about in the rear view mirror. I will be back to shooting in the morning. I am feeling pretty damn good tonight so super happy about that!

2021-09-14 01:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post

This post is about big dicks. But quick update, I feel 100 ..

This post is about big dicks. But quick update, I feel 100 percent today. So seven days burnt on beating whatever weirdness got all up in my guts trying to kill me a little bit. It feels like a monumental time burner. I hate being pulled out of the game for that long. But back at it, so here we go! Have I ever run into a dick that was too big? I've gotten about 100 questions on that lately. Yes, I have run into a penis that was more cock than my box was going to handle. My brain said that is way too big to put inside yourself. My pussy, on the other hand, said, sit back, have a snow cone, enjoy the show because I got this. I basically left in a wheelchair, but it was worth every mind-blowing pussy stretching second of it. It was during a porn shoot that never ended up taking place. It didn't occur because we fucked for an hour and 1/2 before shooting in my hotel room in Los Angeles. He was supposed to pick me up and take me to our porn shoot, but we got to talking, and one thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was being split apart by a fat 12-inch cock. You all know him. I am sure you've all seen him before, and I have since shot several videos with him that have actually made it to the silver screen. I'm not going to mention his name because we had to develop a story as to why we had to postpone our porn shoot to the following day. There's a difference between shooting porn and fucking for fun. It is instead a massive difference because when you fuck for fun, you actually get to come for real. Plus, I was determined to sink it in my guts until his balls were smacking my ass, and that took a while. I have no idea where that penis goes inside me, but it goes somewhere. At first, it was uncomfortable, almost like you ate too much, but that soon changed, and after a few minutes, I became nothing more than a mindless cock receptacle waiting for sperm. Which I got when his dick left a lump of steamy jizz deep in my guts. I am not sure I had all my internal parts intact or even functioning correctly, but again, it was worth it. After he wiped the cum off his dick, he made a call and said he couldn't shoot that day. He hurt himself helping someone move. It didn't sound like a fun conversation, but it took the heat off of me. They called me and told me postponed my shoot about 2 minutes later, so they had no I was lying on the hotel bed, pussy looking like a cave entrance spilling a steady stream of sperm on the sheets, and he was the one that left me like that. I have zero regrets about that fuck. Or at least I didn't at the time. Fucking him the next day was pure ouch, and it took everything I had not to curl up in a little ball yelling, it hurts! It was a 7-hour shoot as well. This was back when they first shot the stills/pics, which took forever. Then the video which is stop and go, stop and go, stop and go. It took all I had to keep a smile on my face. The moral of the story is that yes, I can handle even the largest of cocks, cum on them, and be left with a box whistling in the wind while I walk funny down the sidewalk. The problem is, as much as I love doing it, I need a week to recover, and I just don't have that kind of time. My pussy won't wait that long. So my sweet spot is between 4 to 8 inches, my favorites being between 5 to 7 inches. That is why, no matter how much you think you want the world's largest cock, you probably don't. Sex at best, once a week if the chick is into it. Chicks that aren't into it, well, good luck with that giant cock. It's going to be collecting dust with her. I will add this one thing. I am all good now but having a cold, flu, virus, ebola, polio, whatever it is I had, sucks and not dicks because sucking dicks is a good thing. Sucking on Ebola, Covid, Swine Flu, well, that is a bad thing.

2021-09-13 12:35:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Not 100% but good enough to be nude outside and flexing. I ..

Not 100% but good enough to be nude outside and flexing. I think by tomorrow I got this thing under control so Yay for me. In the mean time it's porn, TV, and more porn. It's my go to routine when I am under the weather 😉

2021-09-12 16:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone just checking in. Sorry not super active the..

Hello everyone just checking in. Sorry not super active the last few days but caught myself a cold and I didn't even know that I was hunting one. Such is life. I feel like today is the turning point so hopefully tomorrow I will be back to normal. I got through the video without coughing my lungs up so vast improvement from yesterday. I know, I am supposed to be horny 24/7 no matter what and oddly enough I kind of am. I am worried that if I rub one out it might take away some germ fighting energy so I am holding off until at least tomorrow 👍😜 catch up with you maybe a little later tonight so bear with me while I knock this thing out ❤️

2021-09-11 22:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post

That is what I like to call big cock damage. Stretched open,..

That is what I like to call big cock damage. Stretched open, can still see some of the jizz deep inside of me, stretched open and staying that way all by itself. Thought I would bring that up for no other reason than it was on my mind 😜 Hello, it's me again—more weird shit to say. I seem to never run out of it, so here we go. First things first, I just got back from Sarasota, and it was a long traffic-filled drive. Florida is still packed with travelers for some reason. To make it worse, I have a fucking cold, and it sucks driving when you have a cold. Anyway, back to the weird shit. Is a big dick something I'd want as a guy? I probably would but just for aesthetics. My best bet would probably be a five or 6-inch dick. You might ask why I would choose the smaller cock? In the unlikely event, if I miraculously sprouted a dick, I want to make sure it's going all the way down her throat, all the way up her ass till my newly acquired testicles are touching her vagina, and I definitely want it bottoming out in her sloppy vagina. Massive dicks don't get the full meal deal experience. Sure, I can bottom them out in my pussy, but I am somewhat the exception when it comes to shoving big things in a vagina. But still, if I was a guy, I am probably going to want a six-foot penis. I admit they are absolutely fun to look at and hold in your hand. But, when I want someone to spray my colon down with sticky hot sperm, I don't call the guy with the 12-inch dick. I call the guy with the 6-inch cock that can go balls deep in my ass without otherwise causing internal damage, if you know what I mean. Plus, I do like to swallow a dick until I am licking the balls with my tongue. Again the 6 inch or less makes that happen for me. Now there is an upside to having a big cock. I do enjoy my pussy being totally destroyed by a vastly oversized penis. There's just something incredibly sexy about having your pussy turned into a sperm dripping blackhole that isn't going to close up anytime soon. That feeling you get when you walk after having your insides rearranged and stretched by a giant dick makes my pussy drool just thinking about it. I can feel my stretched-out box rubbing against my jeans or shorts, knowing that it's wide open and leaking cum. Here's something you won't hear every day. After I get my box entirely demolished by a giant cock, sometimes I go home and put small dildos in it because it turns me on that I can't feel them. I can feel the pressure of them sliding in and out, but that's about it. I don't know why that turns me on, but it does. I really like when a long fat cock fucks me for a good amount of time and then dumps a massive load of jizz inside of me. I can see inside myself in the mirror and see the cum pooling in my guts. It's incredible to see my pussy so stretched out that I can see puddles of sperm 5 to 6 inches inside my cunt. It's just a seriously crazy turn-on knowing that a cock can change my body, even if temporary like that. It's not all that temporary, to be honest. I can tell you that fucking large cocks has permanently made my box bigger, but I'm not complaining in the least, nor am I getting complaints about it. Somewhere along the line, I have learned that my pussy can damn near squeeze a cock right off. If I'm not using that much lube, I can squeeze so hard I can prevent your cock from being able even to move. That's how hard I can squeeze. I do get complaints about that but not for the reason that you think or because it hurts. It's because they say it makes them cum too soon. I used to like to do it just as a guy was coming. I would clamp down on his cock, which would keep the cum from coming out, and when I let loose, his jizz would have all kinds of extra backpressure behind it. I like how it would feel when the sperm hit my insides extra hard. After a few guys said it was uncomfortable, I pretty much just quit doing it. Now that I mentioned it, I'm dying to do it again. I have no idea why I am telling you all of this stuff other than these are the weird things that run through my head. I will stop here before I creep all of you out, but I will catch up with you all later!

2021-09-10 22:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post

This is a long post so bear with me on it. Someone wanted to..

This is a long post so bear with me on it. Someone wanted to see my ass, and because I'm kind of on the road, I'm pulling stuff off of Amazon photos. These are like six or seven months old, and I never put them up because I didn't like them, but this set does have quite a few pictures of my ass. I know there are no edits or any weird shit on these pictures because I took them, and they are straight off my phone, which automatically uploads to Amazon. And I have automatically downloaded them back on my phone and uploaded them straight to you. It's a vicious cycle the life of a picture. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think. I'm traveling, so it's kind of hard just to sit down and start writing stuff out, but I enjoy doing it, so I find the time. Right now, I'm in Sarasota meeting with another friend; in case you're wondering, yes, he is a fuck buddy. My fuck buddy rating is pretty good. For the most part, I have been pretty good at being a fuck buddy. I rarely cancel a fuck buddy date, and even if I get my period, that just means less talking because my mouth will still be working fine. There's nothing worse than getting canceled on for a fuck buddy date. I mean, you go ahead and shave your holes, douche your ass, and then he cancels. So you are left with your friends who require batteries. Honestly, though fuck buddies last longer than most relationships do. At least they do for me. Of course, I never give up my fuck buddies even when I am in a relationship, much to the dismay of many. Why would I? Good Dicks are hard to find, so when you do, you hang onto them with both hands, both sets of lips, and occasionally your ass hole. I like finding guys as perverted as I am. My favorites are those who are into cheating and willing to take risks even if it means that they will get caught. One of my favorite fuck buddies was Rick. He worked with my husband. I guess it's more accurate to say he worked for my husband as he was Rick's boss. Phone cameras had just come out, and Rick took a picture of him behind me and his dick in my ass. My husband never liked Rick much, and we give them a hard time now and then. During one of these times, he whipped that phone out, showed the picture to my husband, and said, this is the view I had of your wife last night. I want to say it all ended happy and sexy, but it didn't. It took us a year or two, but we ended up splitting up. I couldn't give up putting Rick's dick in my ass. And Rick couldn't give up letting my husband know that he left a steaming pile of sperm in my rectum the night before. The day I went to sign the final divorce papers, I had Rick drive me there, and he fucked me in the car before I went into the courthouse. The entire time I was in there, I could feel Rick's sperm swimming around inside my guts, trying to dribble out. My husband stayed at his job, as did Rick, and he turned up the pressure on him to the point that Rick finally quit, and I think he blamed me for the issues he had at work. We just kind of drifted apart as well. That was too bad because I did like Rick as a fuck buddy. The guy had a slender 9-inch cock which meant he could shove it up my ass, bury it in my pussy, or slide it down my throat. It was thin but not too thin, and pair that with a 9-inch length, and you have a recipe for tasty cock. We fucked a lot. He used to breed my ass constantly, and if he wasn't leaving sperm in my ass, then he would send it down my throat. He didn't come in my pussy very often, but I didn't complain because he was a master at fucking my ass. He's another guy I would love to know what he's up to, how he looks, and if he still thinks about fucking me. I can't find him anywhere, on Facebook, google search, I come up with nothing. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to find new fuck buddies. Want to apply?

2021-09-10 00:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post

I am taking nude pics on a hotel couch. Man, I used to live..

I am taking nude pics on a hotel couch. Man, I used to live in these hotels. I probably used to spend half a year every year living in hotels. I met a zillion people over the course of 20 years, and at best, I might've run into one or two bad ones. Those days are over now except for the occasional trip to see close friends. Yes, I used to be one of those girls for those of you who don't know. You know the one you found online and made an appointment to come see me. I did it for twenty years before retiring last year. The question I get asked the most is, do I have any regrets about my past lifestyle choices? Not one. I say this in all sincerity that if offered the chance for a do-over in my life, what I have done anything differently? Yes, I would've started much, much earlier. I guess that would be my only regret is that I didn't start when I was 21. I put it off till I was 31 years old. I feel like I may have squandered ten years of my life by dabbling in a professional medical job that, to be honest, sucked. I would have much preferred sucking sperm from cocks to sucking snot from lungs. Another thing I'm asked is if I've ever had feelings for a client. I wouldn't say I fell in love with them, but I was smitten with their dick. That occurred a few times. Jake was definitely my favorite, and I could've gone even farther with him since he was a true hunk with a cock more impressive than his fantastic body and looks. He possessed one of those dicks who enhanced everything else about him. It was long, plump, with a beautiful form. I enjoyed simply holding it in my hands and staring at it. It was as if it had been designed to fit inside my pussy. He's one of the few persons who can get me to come without using a finger or vibrator on my clit. I would like to find him again and let him use that dick on me a few more times. Wonder if he is still as hot as he used to be. It's been a few years now. I would probably be OK with it if he weren't as long as his dick was still the dick I remember it to be. Catch up with you all in a bit!

2021-09-09 19:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Quick post, I got another one tonight so watch for that as w..

Quick post, I got another one tonight so watch for that as well. Would love to stay and talk but I got to run and see a man about his cock.

2021-09-08 21:35:23 +0000 UTC View Post

I was thinking I've never seen a guy jerk off in the car bef..

I was thinking I've never seen a guy jerk off in the car before. I mean I jerked off hundreds of guys in a car but I never just sat and watched a guy rub one out for me in a car. I on the other hand have rubbed one out in front of many guys while driving down the road. I would like to see a guy jerk off once while he's driving. I'll make sure I have my seatbelt on of course because I have a funny feeling he may kind of lose control when the cum starts flying. In addition to that I would think it would be kind of messy and clean up might be a bit tedious. One thing I do know is sperm has a way of getting everywhere. Plus it's kind of tacky so it hangs on and drools on whatever it touches. Anyway I have jerked off by myself in my own car thousands of times and all I have to do is keep something under my but and the mess is averted. I like car fucking I always have and I probably always will. Some of my favorite memories are getting bred in a car in some very unlikely areas. My favorite was a high school parking lot on a Saturday night after a pretty damn wild night at the swing club. I snuck out of the Swing Club so my boyfriend couldn't stop me from fucking a guy named Dave who was pretty much the king daddy of fucking my pussy at the time. My boyfriend was into swinging but he got jealous of Dave because he saw how good he could make my pussy feel. He didn't want me fucking Dave but didn't mind me fucking anybody else that I may have found at the club. So when he went to the bathroom we slipped out and took off. We didn't have any place to go so we made use of his Jeep Grand Cherokee. It was one of my most memorable fucks ever. He made me cum so hard and so many times I probably said some of the dumbest shit I've ever said. I know that I scared him off that night but when I cum that hard I get cum-brain and weird shit comes out of my mouth. I know I told him if he would cum inside me I would marry him. I also told him I would dump my boyfriend for him and that I wanted him to put a baby inside of me. None of which is really true except for maybe I would have dumped my boyfriend for him but the rest, well that's just my pussy talking. Guys think with their dick and I talked with my pussy. Shit happens. But it's just sex and you wake up the next day and masturbate thinking about what you did the night before. Anyway, all in all, it was one of my best nights ever. For those of you who are wondering, my boyfriend was waiting at home for me and when we rolled in it was starting to get light out. He was angry but I made him sleep on the couch while Dave and I went upstairs and fucked in my boyfriend's bed again and then slept till almost noon. I sucked Dave off before he left, kissed him goodbye in front of my boyfriend and then made him take me to get something to eat besides sperm. It was a good night if I might say so myself 😉

2021-09-08 12:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Yes, I rubbed one out all the way to Tampa. Traffic was a b..

Yes, I rubbed one out all the way to Tampa. Traffic was a bitch and I had to keep putting two hands on the wheel. Video will follow shortly so watch for that. Sorry for the delay in getting this post up; I had to travel to the west coast of Florida. It's incredible how much traffic there is, mainly because I rarely travel beyond 95 or cross the bridge from the island where I live. It's a long drive, and there isn't much to do except think about stuff. I thought about all the terrible things I did to my ex-husband back in the 90s. I believe what sparked my interest in that topic was my recent viewing of the film Internal Affairs. That film's sex scenes have always been a massive turn-on for me. When this movie came out, I was already cheating on my spouse and seeing it made me want to cheat even more. I was having an affair with a guy named Scott, and he had the cock of my dreams at the time. He probably still does, but I'm probably picturing it to be something greater than it was. But back then, I'd rather be fucked by his dick than eat. His cock was so good it became more essential than my marriage, which was doing well. His dick was simply superior. My husband was upset when he eventually caught me, and he said a couple of things to me that weren't very kind. I let it go for a few minutes, but his rage reached a point where he overstepped his bounds, and I retaliated. I asked him how it felt to know that his wife was not only prepared to toss away her marriage because another man's cock was so wonderful that she didn't care anymore. I also asked him how it felt to know that the man who fucked me didn't make me his bitch, but rather him. He was utterly heartbroken, and he simply walked away. I ended up thinking about it and masturbating. He eventually filed for divorce. We didn't get divorced at the time since we were able to work things out. He genuinely got into it for a short while. But, once he understood that this wasn't a passing craze and that this would be his life till death do us part, he decided to call it quits. We did, however, have some badass sex. I used to say the most messed-up things to him about how much better other people fucked me than him, but it always made him cum. He was correct in the end because the more I cheated on people, the more turned on I became. Do I have any regrets about divorcing him? Not in the least. We weren't on the same page when it came to sex, which would have just served to irritate me and make me dislike him. We're still friends, and we still communicate. I am not against fucking my exes. I like to fuck exes, especially when I am in a relationship. It's hot knowing I'm willing to let a guy stick his dick in me that I don't like because he can fuck me better than my current boyfriend. I have many exes that have wonderful cocks that I have fallen in love with over the years. Jake is one of them. I would love to find Jake so that I can have his cock in me one last time. I can feel his sperm shooting in my stomach just thinking about it. Scott as well, for sure. I would love to find him, and I have tried—no luck whatsoever. Honestly, his cock could get me to do anything. I got caught sucking it by our boss, and I could no longer stop sucking it since it was ejaculating semen in my throat when he walked in on us. I wasn't going to miss out on that just because my boss showed up. Okay, I'd better stop. I hate it when I start turning myself on because I have to sit around annoyed and horny! Anyway, here are some pics from yesterday. I have a video I made in the car, but I have to find some wifi that works in this hotel to upload it, so bear with me!

2021-09-07 21:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Pics, pics, and more pics. I took these last Wednesday I th..

Pics, pics, and more pics. I took these last Wednesday I think and forgot I had them on my phone until I was looking for pictures of my dog and these popped up. I am sure the people I was with saw them but they were too polite to say anything and I am too comfortable with porn to care. Anyway, I am going for a drive in my truck because it's lightning out and that makes for a weird drive in the Jeep, mostly because there is no top whatsoever.

2021-09-07 00:32:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Holy moly my Clit is huge. I just went back and watch this v..

Holy moly my Clit is huge. I just went back and watch this video and I was like holy s*** that's a huge clit! I am such a lucky girl because that massive clit brings me nothing but joy. I am taking my clit on a cock vacation down south so hopefully it will get rubbed by the head of a great big cock until it drools 😜🍆💦🍆. Catch up with you in a bit 😉

2021-09-06 18:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Here is a strapon video I found from 2009. It isn't for the..

Here is a strapon video I found from 2009. It isn't for the vanilla crowd that's for sure but I remember making it and many more like it. I used to be into making guys suck strapons. I still do it but it doesn't have quite the thrill it used to have. I think it was a powertrip-type thing. I do make guys eat their own cum very often, that has never gotten old so if you had your hopes up that I gave up on that, not a chance Mr! So check it out, you were forewarned it's not a cookie-cutter porn so enjoy! @u125291845 Sucked a dick today. Got a mouthful of swimmers for my effort. I was hoping for a gut full of breeders, but that didn't happen. I have to remember not to get disappointed with the 20 to 25 yr olds. He came into my mouth without any warning. He was very quiet about it other than a whimper. It felt like a big thick load, but I don't really know since I didn't spill any. I drank it as it pumped into my throat—no chance of spillage. It supplied me with some solid mental masturbation material when I got home, but I would have preferred a penis pushing my insides around until I made stupid faces. I really don't want to call my boyfriend, but his dick is the only one bringing the A-game to my box anymore. It is supposed to be the other way around. I should be using him for cleanup duty, not my daily driver. Such is the way of life, and things could be worse. I could be getting laid every other month like so many poor married folks these days. My girlfriend can't get her husband to fuck her, and she's hot. What the fuck is with that? My friend can't get his wife to fuck him, and he's hot. He has a solid dick to go along with the hot part. I know. I have had it in me. Neither one will cheat on their husband/wife. Again, I know. I have tried with both of them. I even tried to get both of them at the same time once. Big swing and a miss with that one. Oh well, I suspect one of them will change their mind soon. I won't tell. Except for you guys, I will tell you guys for sure. The names will be changed to protect the not-so-innocent. So. I masturbated today, as you already know. I tried something different. No porn, no phone pictures to look at, just me and my mind. It was harder to do than you would think. Porn and porn pics provide me something to focus on. The way his dick goes in and out of her box. The way she kisses the tip of his cock. It could be anything, but I focus on that anything, and it sends me over the edge. Without any of that, I just had my own mental images and thoughts to work with. It was hard to focus. Every noise distracted me. My mind would wander. But I got it done, and I have to say it was a 9 out of 10 on the cum Richter scale. It took almost 45 minutes, but I have to say it was worth it. What did I focus on? The way his knees bent up and down and the almost girlish whimper that was barely audible when he came. Just my mouth was all that was need to make his body react that way. My tongue on the head of his cock caused him to do things he couldn't stop himself from doing. I was in control of his body when his cock was in my mouth, not him. I thought about how I made his body release his sperm from his testicles, force it through his dick, and feed it to me down my throat. That part of his body is mine now, and it's inside of me. Fuck, now I'm getting horny again, so time to stop. Anyway, that is what made me cum. I need to do the unplugged masturbation more often. It is time-consuming, though, so I don't know how often I will do it, but I'm sure it will be repeated soon.

2021-09-05 22:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post

First set of pictures with my new, real, as-in permanent tat..

First set of pictures with my new, real, as-in permanent tattoo. You are seeing them first. I guess it's kind of exclusive in some tiny way. Anway, do let me know what you think! I am a horny mother fucker this morning. Actually, I need to find a horny motherfucker this morning. Me being the mother, him being the fucker of mothers. I'm walking around like everything is good, no problems here, but deep down in my gut, I am horny as fuck! I know why. I watched an old movie where Richard Gear is fucking some guy's wife over a stair railing and won't stop when her husband walks in on them. She doesn't stop either, even though she's apologizing. That turns me the fuck on. I want to be her. Before that, he was finger fucking her under the table, and her husband had no idea his wife was drooling pussy cream all over another man's finger right in front of him. I so want to be her! Why am I telling you about an old movie that makes my pussy a slip and slide? I haven't a clue. But the fact remains that it makes me so horny my pussy is growling. It needs its feeding of cock followed by a shot of sperm. I don't know, though. The cock department has been a bit wonky lately. The last available one I had never got past the limp noodle stage. The fucker came, though! What's with that shit? Blowing a rather large load of jizz on my hand and arm, without warning and he was not even remotely semi-hard. It was as soft and as limp as it could possibly be. He was tipsy, and I fucking hate that. His dick doesn't play well with booze, so he shouldn't be drinking alcohol when he's with me, but he did. How he came, I haven't a clue. I didn't know you could cum completely soft. In all my years, thousands of dicks, I have never had one do that. Semi-hard, yes. Totally limp? No. Anyway, that was the last drop of sperm his penis will ever place anywhere near me. He cares more about the booze than he does about the pussy, so we must part ways. Moving on, both from him and this paragraph. PS. I wasn't supposed to tell you this. He asked me not to. But then he went and told everyone we hooked up, which I could care less about, but we didn't hook up. He made it sound like I was a slave for his dick, which would be awesome, but sadly it's the furthest thing from the truth. Ticks and tats: what's so wrong with that? My answer is absolutely nothing! I possess both. Tats on dicks? It's not for me. Plus, where are you finding a tattoo artist who will tattoo your dick? Wouldn't it have to be hard, as in erect, as well? You would think it would. Otherwise, when you got a hard-on, you would look like an over-stretched billboard. Not judging here, just saying. My tats. A mixed bag of opinions. I am not looking for approval or that massively popular cheerleader squad adult performers adore so much. They say after two days in, you know whether or not you made a mistake. I am still thrilled with it, and I am enjoying it more every time I see it. So, no, I doubt there will be regret in my life for having it done. I am old enough to fuck you, your father, your son, or maybe all three of you if I feel like it. I am also at that point in my life where I have absolutely zero concern for what other people think. So if I appear not to care about your opinion of me, you are probably correct. It's not that I don't care...well, maybe it is. I mean, I don't want to be disrespectful, but if my decisions don't affect your well-being, I don't really put stock into what other people think I should or shouldn't do.

2021-09-05 15:34:19 +0000 UTC View Post

So I am zipping back through my files, and I have thousands ..

So I am zipping back through my files, and I have thousands of them and came across this little video. I can't fuck today, but I can rub one out like a pro if I so feel inclined, and I feel inclined. I settled on this video because I can't figure out why I wore that belt back in 2010, but I did. I fast-forwarded to the ending and am pretty happy with that snatch-soaking he gave me, and I somewhat remember the fucking. We made this video for my then-husband, who was in the house, but we made him stay in the bathroom the whole time. He did come out after he came inside me and licked me clean. We used to pretend that if he didn't get every drop, he would be raising a kid fresh from another man's testicles. It was a good game. Anyway, let me know what you think. I will be searching for other videos today as well! @u125291845

2021-09-04 20:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Yes, I went utterly silent yesterday. I was gone all day ha..

Yes, I went utterly silent yesterday. I was gone all day having a massive whole body tattoo installed on myself. Head to toe, and I am now one big jumble of tattoos. I look like I got in a fight with several punks with spray paint cans and lost. Obviously, none of that is true. However, I couldn't finish it in the 9 hours I was there! It isn't done. I probably have another 4 hours to go, but it's a localized tat, just a time-consuming one. Is it big? I don't think so. Probably a bit bigger than most first-timers would be willing to go, but it's organized and symmetrical. Anyway, what's left is to only wrap a few bars around the inside of my arms. I am not expanding up or down anywhere else, just simply finishing wrapping around. Use your imagination, and you should be able to put it together! As I said, I am not a fan of disorganized things, especially tattoos. I like them to flow nice and even. What do I mean? You know, a skull here and then a puppy right below it. So that should tee off all the people with death skulls and dolphins. Someone told me to write out my favorite inspirational phrase. The only thing that came to mind was, "Go fuck yourself." I was also told I should get a tattoo that represents something or means something profound to me. So, what does my tat mean or represent? Absolutely positively nothing. Complete and total zippo. No meaning whatsoever other than I thought it looked cool. I swear, that is is it. I dug through a million photos of stuff, and that is what I thought looked the coolest. No other selection method was used other than I felt that tat was the bomb aesthetically. I am not a super meaningful/sentimental person. I know what's important to me. I don't need to draw it on my body to remind myself. Oddly enough, that is how I chose my choice of vehicles as well. To which I was recently informed that having a jacked-up pickup is not socially acceptable and offensive to people. To which I then informed them that they are unbearably stupid. I have jacked-up vehicles for no other reason than the fact that jacked-up vehicles make my pussy swampy wet. As an added bonus, it's harder to see me getting fucked inside the bed of the truck when it's up in the air that high, kind of like my legs are. That's important to me when I need a quick sperm deposit on the fly. I do need a day or so to get everything back to normal. I will be posting all weekend but it won't be outside and it won't be with anyone else or any crazy monkey fucking bouncing off the walls. It's like a sunburn, you just don't want any touching it! So bear with me, all shall be back to normal Monday!

2021-09-04 17:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

And I am pretty sure I missed these as well, they are a week..

And I am pretty sure I missed these as well, they are a week old or so. Man I take a lot of porn pic. So many I forget about half of them. Oh well, there could be worse things to worry about in life for sure 😜💦🍆💦

2021-09-02 20:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post