Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar..
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
2024-02-21 17:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re ..
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!
2024-02-21 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
2024-02-21 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it w..
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.
2024-02-21 04:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostBecoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
2024-02-21 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back ..
Did I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back camera doing so? Also yes.
2024-02-20 23:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus..
Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Unlike Canada’s, which I could take or leaf.
2024-02-20 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostTip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
Tip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
2024-02-20 22:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
2024-02-20 22:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostBe kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
2024-02-20 21:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostI dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
2024-02-20 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSplish splash I was taking a bath
Splish splash I was taking a bath
2024-02-20 17:42:23 +0000 UTC View PostI am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Tr..
I am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Try Again Later 🥹
2024-02-20 17:26:05 +0000 UTC View Post
***TAKE A SPIN*** Take naughty Bowser for a spin and I'll c..
***TAKE A SPIN*** Take naughty Bowser for a spin and I'll clean those pipes faster than Mario ever could 😉
2024-02-19 23:36:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re rea..
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
2024-02-19 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
2024-02-19 19:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tip this post for an amazing one-off bundle of my favorite things 😈😍
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2024-02-18 18:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post
