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2024-02-25 20:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
2024-02-25 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding a departed relative’s will. But most of the time, it’s a dead giveaway.
2024-02-25 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all stem.
2024-02-25 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
My local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at 4pm. Be there or be Squire.
2024-02-25 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
2024-02-25 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we're gonna have some beef.
2024-02-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byproducts. I guess you could say I have refined taste.
2024-02-25 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
2024-02-25 04:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the bum sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “tush time”!
2024-02-25 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the woman who put snakes in her hair to cure migraines? Yeah, it’s oddly Medusinal.
2024-02-24 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
2024-02-24 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Why don’t chemists like puns? All the best ones argon.
2024-02-24 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I was sitting in a coffee shop, and “Bolero” came on. Around 8 minutes later, everything started to un-Ravel.
2024-02-24 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? A gift cartouche.
2024-02-24 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
They say that no two people see colour the exact same way, so really, colour is just a pigment of your imagination.
2024-02-24 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee? Bludgeon
2024-02-24 17:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
2024-02-24 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a wheat processing plant? She was a real Gluten for punishment.
2024-02-24 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-02-24 11:54:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca-Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
2024-02-24 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!
2024-02-24 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
**Useless Fact of the Day:** ***Your fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.***
2024-02-24 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof designer convention? The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.
2024-02-23 23:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone? Napoleon!
2024-02-23 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Me waiting impatiently for my food delivery
2024-02-23 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
If loving kindness changes your life, is that Mettamorphosis?
2024-02-23 20:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is the bartender?”
2024-02-23 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you measure the quality of my puns? With a sighsmograph!
2024-02-23 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
2024-02-23 17:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post