Chinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Getting home then realising they didn’t give you one of the containers – riceless.
2024-03-02 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
***CHARACTER CREATION*** 💙Borrow my avatar to go on a seductive adventure to heavens only knows where 🔮Each class gets a different prize ($10 each) 💛The class names are funny, I deserve a lil some some for that surely
2024-03-02 21:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace.
2024-03-02 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
2024-03-02 19:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
2024-03-02 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
2024-03-02 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
2024-03-02 08:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.
2024-03-02 03:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
*Hey there Space Cowboy* 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 clips
2024-03-02 02:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable
2024-03-02 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I've ordered the following toys, including a never before used ***double penetration toy***! Tip $15 now and you'll get a video immediately **PLUS** two videos featuring the new toys when they arrive next week. Do future you a solid.
2024-03-01 23:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay I'm gonna need this one explaining to me 😆🙏🏻
2024-03-01 23:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
2024-03-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
2024-03-01 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He’s never gonna give you
2024-03-01 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
2024-03-01 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
2024-03-01 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
2024-03-01 16:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you do it for a scooby snack?
2024-03-01 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.
2024-03-01 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere.
2024-03-01 04:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
***Feeling pretty middle-aged?*** 😏 *choose your weapon and embark upon an aphrodisiac journey to something erotic* 🪓 Way of the Axe $5 (**XXX gallery**) ⚔️ Way of the Sword $10 (**XXX Videos**) 🗡 Way of the Dagger $15 (**XXX Bundle**)
2024-03-01 03:40:08 +0000 UTC View Post
