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Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.

Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.

Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins fo..

Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 
1 spin for $15 or 2 spins fo..

Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins for $25.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.

How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.

How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.

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You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.

You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.

You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.

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Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

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Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at w..

Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at w..

Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.

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What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.

What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.

What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.

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What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery m..

What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery m..

What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.

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What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense d..

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense d..

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? "Let's table this."

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Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

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You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

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I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktan..

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktan..

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

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Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra ..

Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra ..

Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.

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How about you come and see my safari zone.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

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Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth..

Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth..

Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

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You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

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You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational a..

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational a..

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

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Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.

Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.

Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.

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What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-ast..

What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-ast..

What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.

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Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.

Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.

Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.

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What do you call a gnat with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

What do you call a gnat with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

What do you call a gnat with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

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Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-mo..

Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-mo..

Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.

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What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive d..

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive d..

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? "You've been on fire!"

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I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my..

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my..

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.

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I would really like to bisect your angle.

I would really like to bisect your angle.

I would really like to bisect your angle.

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Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be th..

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be th..

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be the tangent to your curves!

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Can I have your significant digits?

Can I have your significant digits?

Can I have your significant digits?

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