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2023-11-02 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
2023-11-02 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the best thing about Switzerland? "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
2023-11-02 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Insert Coins. Select your item. Enjoy your Snack 🖤
2023-11-01 20:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.
2023-11-01 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
2023-11-01 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Elden Ring? Because you command the stars, and giving life its fullest brilliance. And I am about to shatter you tonight.
2023-11-01 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
2023-11-01 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
2023-11-01 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
2023-11-01 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
2023-11-01 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
2023-11-01 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
2023-11-01 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
2023-11-01 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
2023-11-01 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
2023-10-31 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-10-31 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
2023-10-31 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
2023-10-31 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
2023-10-31 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Could you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
2023-10-31 10:55:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
2023-10-31 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
2023-10-31 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle
2023-10-31 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2023-10-31 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
2023-10-31 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
2023-10-31 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
What has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
2023-10-31 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post