My heart beats faster as you take my hand, my love grows str..
My heart beats faster as you take my hand, my love grows stronger as you touch my soul.
2023-11-13 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through ..
Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
2023-11-13 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it m..
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? "An iWitness."
2023-11-13 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHave you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
2023-11-13 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIs this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
2023-11-13 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
2023-11-13 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
2023-11-13 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSo how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbranc..
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
2023-11-13 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
2023-11-13 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
My favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
2023-11-13 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
2023-11-13 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhich state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2023-11-12 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
2023-11-12 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on man..
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
2023-11-12 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
2023-11-12 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-11-12 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doin..
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
2023-11-12 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
2023-11-12 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
Babe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
2023-11-12 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFor you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
2023-11-12 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
2023-11-12 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYour love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
2023-11-12 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-11-12 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
2023-11-11 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDon't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-11-11 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
2023-11-11 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
2023-11-11 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
2023-11-11 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets
You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets
2023-11-11 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSpring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants
2023-11-11 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post