What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter..
What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
2023-11-29 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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I want to be the next beast you stuff and slay π https://..
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2023-11-29 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A Bra..
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A Branch manager.
2023-11-29 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues? A Sneak ..
What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues? A Sneak Peak.
2023-11-28 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do paladins prefer chain mail? Because itβs holey armor..
Why do paladins prefer chain mail? Because itβs holey armor.
2023-11-28 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhatβs green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..
Whatβs green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
2023-11-28 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post*Kitty* wants ***your cock*** ππ **Go give it to her** ***NO..
*Kitty* wants ***your cock*** ππ **Go give it to her** ***NOW*** and tell her that I sent you ! https://onlyfans.com/806044237/emmahircine
2023-11-28 18:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick..
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
2023-11-28 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who invented LifeSavers? They sa..
Did you hear about the guy who invented LifeSavers? They say he made a mint.
2023-11-28 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Postππ‘πβπ¬ π πππ & π’πβπ¬ π‘ππ« ππ’π«ππ‘πππ² π ππ½π @exoticaxxx
ππ‘πβπ¬ π πππ & π’πβπ¬ π‘ππ« ππ’π«ππ‘πππ² π ππ½π @exoticaxxx
2023-11-28 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy canβt a nose be 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot..
Why canβt a nose be 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot.
2023-11-28 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's 'R,'..
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's 'R,' but it's the 'C' they love! Will you help me create the 8th "C" in my panties? π https://onlyfans.com/602277667/emmahircine
2023-11-28 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI donβt trust stairs. Theyβre always up to something.
I donβt trust stairs. Theyβre always up to something.
2023-11-28 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the highest temperature of Rey's Lightsaber? Luke Wa..
What's the highest temperature of Rey's Lightsaber? Luke Warm.
2023-11-28 08:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your player: π OR π https://onlyfans.com/608629845..
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2023-11-28 07:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostIβm a thief, and Iβm here to steal your heart.
Iβm a thief, and Iβm here to steal your heart.
2023-11-28 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI restarted MtG and I have not won A SINGLE GAME upon my ret..
I restarted MtG and I have not won A SINGLE GAME upon my return. Not even a sniff of victory so far π₯Ή Still love it though. I'm gonna try building a super annoying black/green deck where my monsters keep coming back to life and the damage ones get cancelled out by the green hp boosts.
2023-11-28 01:37:08 +0000 UTC View PostπSpin the wheel and advance your player along the path to my..
πSpin the wheel and advance your player along the path to my ***po-tay-toes*** πLand on blue you get a video bundle πLand on green you get a gallery & a video β€οΈLand on red, win a 3min video with your name *Spin as many times as you like!*
2023-11-28 00:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post***WELCOME NEW BREAST FRIEND*** **A little About Me** intro..
***WELCOME NEW BREAST FRIEND*** **A little About Me** intro video is in your inboxes upon arrival - I do hope to hear from you π€³ & if you *like what you see*, please do drop a 'like' on my posts π€ π€«*please respect that I only offer online fun*
2023-11-28 00:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the tree to my sloth π¦₯
You're the tree to my sloth π¦₯
2023-11-28 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostOh by the way, Iβm wearing that smile you gave me.
Oh by the way, Iβm wearing that smile you gave me.
2023-11-27 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI donβt have a library card, but do you mind if I check you ..
I donβt have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
2023-11-27 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostCall me Shrek because Iβm head ogre heels for you!
Call me Shrek because Iβm head ogre heels for you!
2023-11-27 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a triangle youβd be acute one.
If you were a triangle youβd be acute one.
2023-11-27 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostNot even Snape could Severus apart.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
2023-11-27 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDo you fish? Because you have me hooked
Do you fish? Because you have me hooked
2023-11-27 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me tie your shoes, βcause I donβt want you falling for a..
Let me tie your shoes, βcause I donβt want you falling for anyone else.
2023-11-27 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDo you play soccer? Because youβre a keeper!
Do you play soccer? Because youβre a keeper!
2023-11-27 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIf kisses were snowflakes, Iβd send you a blizzard.
If kisses were snowflakes, Iβd send you a blizzard.
2023-11-27 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post