Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
2024-01-11 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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What kind of songs do the planets sing? Nep-tunes.
What kind of songs do the planets sing? Nep-tunes.
2024-01-11 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post"Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisi..
"Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible." "Well, tell him I can’t see him right now."
2024-01-11 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to take a picture of the fog this morning but I mis..
I wanted to take a picture of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow.
2024-01-11 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop c..
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?"
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2024-01-11 10:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostI asked a tortilla "Do you want to taco 'bout it?" And the t..
I asked a tortilla "Do you want to taco 'bout it?" And the tortilla said to me, "NAH, It's nacho problem
2024-01-11 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWho needs Google when you have Emma Hircine to tell you how ..
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2024-01-11 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Do you hav..
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Do you have any water? I'm a little horse."
2024-01-11 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostTip this post for an amazing one off bundle of my fave thing..
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2024-01-11 03:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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2024-01-11 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck..
I saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" and I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
2024-01-11 00:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
2024-01-10 23:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostA Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on t..
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and began to count. "Uno… Dos…" and then POOF, he disappeared without a Tres.
2024-01-10 22:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostI told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti..
I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
2024-01-10 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post❤️🔥No regrets, just rewards! Give that button a go and see ..
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2024-01-10 20:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostI had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a..
I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.
2024-01-10 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A ..
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.
2024-01-10 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.
2024-01-10 18:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.
Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.
2024-01-10 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, so..
What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, something smells."
2024-01-10 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods Like b..
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2024-01-10 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it ..
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me...
2024-01-10 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostI was sitting in traffic the other day... Probably why I got..
I was sitting in traffic the other day... Probably why I got run over.
2024-01-10 08:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostI was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got r..
I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.
2024-01-10 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walk..
What's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walking... JK, Rolling.
2024-01-10 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
2024-01-09 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He ..
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said it was Narnia business.
2024-01-09 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
2024-01-09 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything..
I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything was too old and had to be thrown out.... What a waste of thyme...
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