If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and v..
If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
2024-02-01 21:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 ..
What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 "GIMME MY QUARTER BACK!!!!"
2024-02-01 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostIf a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to..
If a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to death? 🤔
2024-02-01 19:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling..
***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling upon you, or will you *crit fail?* 🎲 max 3 rolls (you can mix dice) 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻**Scroll across for loot pool**
2024-02-01 18:33:16 +0000 UTC View PostA Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end h..
A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, "Uno, dos..." Kazaa! He vanished without a tres! 😳 🤯
2024-02-01 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostIf you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was we..
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent? 🤔
2024-02-01 17:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Me using my breast assets. *just kidding, I know they're sm..
Me using my breast assets. *just kidding, I know they're smol*
2024-02-01 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThat's probably violating my food hygiene certificate traini..
That's probably violating my food hygiene certificate training
2024-02-01 13:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is my ***favouritest*** Pokémon in the history of **EVE..
What is my ***favouritest*** Pokémon in the history of **EVER¿?**
2024-02-01 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 02/01/2024 11:08 am Hope you enjoyed show..
Stream started at 02/01/2024 11:08 am Hope you enjoyed showering with me 🖤
2024-02-01 11:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly pl..
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
2024-02-01 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostHello! I would just like to take a moment and talk about you..
Hello! I would just like to take a moment and talk about your cars extended warranty.
2024-02-01 04:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like to do this little side quest with me? 😏 You m..
Would you like to do this little side quest with me? 😏 You may get a little wet though 😈
2024-02-01 00:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post***OF Video Call*** 🤳 🍆 **tip this post $150** to book in yo..
***OF Video Call*** 🤳 🍆 **tip this post $150** to book in your very own 1 on 1 ten min video call 🖤 please ensure you are available sometime **10pm-11pm GMT** 🇬🇧 🔑 you'll also get the recording to keep! *if you are unable to attend in this time slot, please do not book. These are the only hours I am guaranteed to be online*
2024-01-31 23:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
There's nothing like bumming around 😏
There's nothing like bumming around 😏
2024-01-31 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you had an elf-ing good day! 🖤
Hope you had an elf-ing good day! 🖤
2024-01-31 19:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostI tried masturbating upside down last night ... I don't kno..
I tried masturbating upside down last night ... I don't know what cum over me.
2024-01-31 18:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhy shouldn't you tell a joke to a window? 🤔 Because it migh..
Why shouldn't you tell a joke to a window? 🤔 Because it might crack up
2024-01-31 17:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostGet ready to robe-and-roll. Like rock and roll but way more ..
Get ready to robe-and-roll. Like rock and roll but way more chill
2024-01-31 16:27:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a pictur..
If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie? 🤔
2024-01-31 16:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the lace thief? He always leaves a frayed..
Did you hear about the lace thief? He always leaves a frayed end.
2024-01-31 12:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostDun DuN DUNNN... ***The plot chickens***...
Dun DuN DUNNN... ***The plot chickens***...
2024-01-31 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
***hello IT?*** --- *7min 10 secs Handjob, dildo riding XXX ..
***hello IT?*** --- *7min 10 secs Handjob, dildo riding XXX video & gallery*
2024-01-31 00:09:11 +0000 UTC View PostThese eyes are on fire, and so is my soul...
These eyes are on fire, and so is my soul...
2024-01-31 00:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post