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2024-01-07 09:40:15 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on it!!!! Promise :3 I was doing another thing too LOOK AT MY USERNAME
2024-01-07 09:40:15 +0000 UTC View PostSending out ALL previous nudes + audio + video tonight. Detailed descriptions on all of them. Apologies in advance for the deluge of messages — just treat it like a catalogue! New set will be going out tonight as well. Skateboard upskirts + boobie bouncing set including 1 full min video. All new content is $5 to help ease the economic burden of my cumshot price.
2024-01-06 23:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me! Your spicy childhood friend with the insane rack from the small hometown we share. It’s the 80s. Oh no, I never left. I decided to work in my dad’s auto shop after he passed away. I’m a mechanic now and I have 3 brothers. What are you talking about? I wear this all the time to work, nobody says a word. Anyway, take your pants off. Where do you want me?
2024-01-06 09:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Hey! Thanks so much for the feedback so far. Just so expectations are clear, I’m easing into this whole thing for what? The third time? You’ve all been so patient. I’m moving and should be all settled by the end of January. There’s a version of me that gets up at 7am and goes on a run and then grabs coffee or a pastry and that version of me needs a space so she can create her routines. Those are the only things that really keep me alive and moving forward. I sorta underestimated the impact of not being capable of living out of a suitcase for months. It’s a whole saga, my landlord scammed me. That being said, I’m shooting to post a photo at least once a day. I’m hoping to have 3 sets out by the end of January. Messages are still priority #1 but not to the detriment of getting good affordable content out there for all of you. I promise what I make is not as expensive as what I sent today, it’s just a special occasion that may be more frequent and might not IDK GUYS IM NOT TEASIN I HAVEN'T MADE MY MIND UP. Have a nice night, ur batshit insane onlyfans puppy girl 😭
2024-01-06 08:21:19 +0000 UTC View PostOkay! Few things; Message is going out tonight if I can get my scene partner verified. It's been so long since I had someone verified and I can't remember if it takes long. I'm pretty sure it's instant because OF uses a third party. Apologies for the delay, that's on me. Second, I can't post or message or ANYTHING on iOS which is actually secretly good, I get way more messages done using my laptop. I'm eating breakfast and then I'll be hopping on <3 I'll keep everyone updated on verification stuff!
2024-01-05 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostMESSAGES TONIGHT tits and boots everyone say “thanks Puck, Kari’s new boss that she hates for making her finish her message queue”
2024-01-03 01:11:59 +0000 UTC View PostAnswering messages makes me a little emotional which sounds incredibly stupid, but I'd like to take a quick moment to explain. I have two siblings and they're both awesome. We're not super close but my brother had a really tough time compared to me and my sister. I have this memory of my dad (who was a defensive lineman in the NFL btw) sticking his entire fist down my crying brother's throat because my brother was having trouble swallowing pills. My dad would NEVER treat me or my sister this way, so this memory stuck in my head as profoundly unfair. Every man I've told this story to usually responds similarly -- unsurprised, and dead inside. That's so many men's experience -- the physical lack of safety really fucks with you for your entire life. But there's other types of safety men aren't afforded. Sexual safety in particular has been something that's been illuminated for me in the last few months working on OF. I am super protective of you guys and I work really hard to maintain your privacy. A lot of that is because I've noticed how positive our relationship can be, even when things are overtly sexual. Even if I'm getting a cum tribute or a dick rate, you guys never seem to forget that I'm a person. It would be insane of me not to return that energy and honor you guys for how good you've been to me. I hope that everyone here feels safe to express their sexuality and understands I'll never mock them -- unless you're into it, of course! It feels weirdly healing for me to interact with men's sexuality in such a positive light, especially after everything I've been through. I have full control here and you've given me so much of your trust and money. I'm really looking forward to showing you how grateful I am. Thanks again for your loyalty and love. I promise I'll make you proud (and hard). PS I know there's a fuckton of women & nontrad folks out there -- know that I see you & appreciate your presence. It provides ME with the same type of safety I hope to provide to everyone who comes here. Being surrounded by gay ass queers in a sexual capacity where I have control is healing as fuck. I focused on men here because I'm sure all of us have complex relationships with men, but know that I will protect you fiercely and do my best to provide you with the same safety you give me. <3
2024-01-01 00:27:27 +0000 UTC View PostHihi, I'm online for the next ~6 or so hours to get to messages. Messages with pending requests first (I don't do requests anymore but I have some pending from pre-ex husband destroying my house stuff, big boner killer), then messages with tips, then regular messages!
2023-12-31 23:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostNew phone came today! Lights are coming tomorrow. Got my official move-in date for my new place but it’s only 2 blocks from my current place. I swear to god there will be a solid content drop next week by Friday the 5th. 2 sets — one will be $5 and include 10 photos + boobie bounce video ♥️ I swear on Daniel and Henrietta and Lulu. Until then, enjoy the freebies ♥️
2023-12-29 02:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m an idiot and forgot about Christmas and New Years because I don’t really celebrate holidays much so uh, give me until 2024 to get through messages between family stuff. Exhausting! NEW YEAR NEW KARI NEW YEAR NEW KARI NEW YEAR NEW KARI COME ON KARI YOU CAN DO IT I have some super neat lights coming on Saturday!!!!!! I’m kinda embarrassed at how bad the lighting’s been in all the sets I’ve sent out so far 🥰 LET THESE BOOBIES TIDE YOU OVER aside from boobies there’s also a silly photo I took while I was packing. My pussy looked SO fat but she’s shy so you’ll just have to appreciate how nice my entire backside looks instead. I’m so fucking excited to have an actual studio space to shoot regularly in. My life is going to be so much fucking easier and we’ll be able to schedule content for REAL.
2023-12-26 11:25:38 +0000 UTC View PostHad a tough few days so I missed my content goals, sorry everyone. New year, new me though. I promise. Speaking of promises, I promise that when I fail you, I’ll do my best to make it up to you. ♥️ have a nice night
2023-12-23 11:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostI finally set up my laptop and I have my little temp desk set up for messages. I’m fucking ready to knock this shit out today. I found a new place to live so I’m feeling insanely optimistic.
2023-12-21 00:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostOh also re: puck, the dude isn’t gonna read messages or answer anything. I take your privacy seriously.
2023-12-20 09:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostAlso you guys are freaks I can’t believe you want to see my flat ass so bad. I need like 1 more month to defrost it and then you can get twerking videos and shit.
2023-12-20 09:06:05 +0000 UTC View PostOkay! A few things! I hired a guy to be my boss and tell me what to do and help me keep my commitments and ideate some strategies. Nothing is going to change except my level of reliability; I’m hoping this works a bit better than struggling on my own. His name is Puck so when you’re mad at me you can be like “puck” and it’ll help relieve your anger but also get the attention of someone who will get mad at me FOR you. Now that’s what I call luxury. Second, I’m sending out requested content + fixing those video errors. Comment if you’re getting one and I’ll handle y’all first and foremost. I’ll be handling any backlogged requests once I’m done sending/fixing content. After that, messages with tips. After those, general unread! Should be here for 5 hrs or so~ Content will drop in the next 48 hrs, just wanna try and square away everyone before Christmas or send any money back if folks need it. ♥️♥️
2023-12-20 09:04:27 +0000 UTC View PostOMG what a fun day to be an IT person who’s worked directly with video errors! I see the comments about the file issue, I’ll start troubleshooting right now.
2023-12-19 19:08:56 +0000 UTC View Postthe video I just sent is a banger and I’m so proud of it 🥰 if you’re not into ahegao I’ve got some cute upskirt sets coming tonight ♥️
2023-12-19 12:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got a week’s worth of content to drop starting tomorrow 🥰 Answering messages for the remainder of the night~
2023-12-18 05:14:04 +0000 UTC View Posthow do y’all feel about ahegao
2023-12-18 05:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostFirst deepthroat vid I’ve been threatening to release finally went out today 😅 One of MY biggest turn-ons is that sort of heavy deepthroat and messy spit-covered gagging content so if that’s not your thing, pass on this latest release. I try to price stuff reasonably SO this very first video is $10. I’ll try and get a cute $5 photo set out ASAP for folks ♥️ Let me know what you think of the video if you snag it!! I’ve been sleeping about 22 hours a day for the last 5ish days, so I’m going to the doctor tomorrow. I’ll keep everyone updated on content drops! Thanks for being so patient with me. I’m slowly but surely ramping up.
2023-12-11 08:49:48 +0000 UTC View Posthey two sets and two videos this week messages are coming along, thanks for your patience while I catch up this weekend ♥️ back full time tomorrow!
2023-12-03 14:10:50 +0000 UTC View PostHenry Kissinger is dead and I’m answering messages. ♥️
2023-11-30 03:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning 🥰 Taking Fry guy on a walk and you’ll see me online for the remainder of the day. I’ll get those audios + any pending requests handled today! I’ve been a bit tied up with some personal business as usual ♥️ But I’m pretty sure I’ve got EVERYTHING figured out for the next 5 weeks. I’m praying to the gods old and new to stop throwing curve balls at me so I can focus on getting my routine hammered down here. I want SO badly to be consistently reliable for all of you and it’s gotta start today. One step at a time.
2023-11-27 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: you told me not to touch your expensive camera but I couldn’t help myself 😔 New content today & Monday~ message will be arriving in inbox shortly 🥰 Cyber Monday prices will be REASONABLE and the content will FLOW. Today is the beginning of a new era of daily Kari content! Please let me know what you think. I’ll be tackling messages on Monday — so sorry for the delay. Audio requests will be going out this afternoon. Thanks for all your patience! Next set is puppy girl themed with some oral fixation stuff 🥴🥴🥴
2023-11-25 13:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks! For all you newbies out there — I have PTSD and I’m in recovery but it affects my content and schedule pretty heavily. An incident happened in August that greatly derailed my plans, and before that I was married to a controlling, violent psychopath 🥰 single now though LOL You can follow my 18+ twitter account for any content releases! I’ll be announcing them there and here. twitter.com/spaceghostkari Also: I send purchasable content to every account that’s paid the $5 whether you’re still subscribed or not, so if you see a content release and you’ve been subscribed before, you should get that in your inbox. I see that some of you didn’t get the audio clip — I’ve already got a list if you’ve left previous comments, but feel free to comment if you haven’t received it or would like to. I’m online for the rest of the night, probably til 5-6am MST. Finishing up food and then getting violently high to goof off in messages with y’all & finish my content edits. I’m HOPING for a Wednesday content release and I’m praying to the PTSD gods that I don’t have any weird shit happen between now and then. Im feeling fucking good and I’m really excited and hopeful.
2023-11-21 00:58:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust woke up! Gotta take my boy on a walk, get some food, and then it’s time to knock out messages.
2023-11-20 23:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post