My titties say goodnight 😘
My titties say goodnight 😘
2020-09-10 03:40:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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Yellow is the happiest colour, change my mind.
Yellow is the happiest colour, change my mind.
2020-09-09 15:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll move my hand if you ask nicely... and/or, just swipe 😜
I’ll move my hand if you ask nicely... and/or, just swipe 😜
2020-09-09 02:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostI had a Mandela Effect situation this weekend where I was po..
I had a Mandela Effect situation this weekend where I was positive that I’ve seen a donkey emoji, but it doesn’t exist... I can picture it so vividly 🤯 Yet another glitch in the simulation.
2020-09-08 17:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to let you guys know that I have a big backlog o..
Just wanted to let you guys know that I have a big backlog of messages in my inbox that I’m working through. If you haven’t received a response from me, I’m not ignoring you! I have a busy day today but I hope to get through all the messages tomorrow. Thank you for being patient with me 💛🙏
2020-09-07 20:03:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you smiled a lot today 💛
I hope you smiled a lot today 💛
2020-09-06 03:58:23 +0000 UTC View PostBooty is in the eye of the beholder.
Booty is in the eye of the beholder.
2020-09-05 17:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready ready ready for the weekend 🙌
Ready ready ready for the weekend 🙌
2020-09-04 18:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I just want to caption my pictures like, “Yo whadd..
Sometimes I just want to caption my pictures like, “Yo whaddup here’s a picture of me naked.” 🤷🏼♀️ That’s what it is.
2020-09-04 02:35:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you have a very good day ☺️
I hope you have a very good day ☺️
2020-09-02 17:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
In the words of the revered poet Billie Joe Armstrong, “Wake..
In the words of the revered poet Billie Joe Armstrong, “Wake me up when September ends.” 😴
2020-09-01 17:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I try to be all ~ S E R I O U S ~ but it doesn’t..
Sometimes I try to be all ~ S E R I O U S ~ but it doesn’t usually last for long 😜
2020-09-01 04:23:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Waffles vs. pancakes. Which side are you on?
Waffles vs. pancakes. Which side are you on?
2020-08-30 17:54:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf anyone knows how to manipulate the space-time continuum, ..
If anyone knows how to manipulate the space-time continuum, hit me up, I’m trying to stop the summer from ending.
2020-08-30 03:45:35 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning ☀️ I hope your dreams were funny!
Good morning ☀️ I hope your dreams were funny!
2020-08-29 16:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see my boobs? It’s easy! All you have to do is swipe!
Wanna see my boobs? It’s easy! All you have to do is swipe!
2020-08-29 04:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn my earbuds: an episode of Everything is Alive, my favouri..
In my earbuds: an episode of Everything is Alive, my favourite silly podcast
2020-08-28 16:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever had a lucid dream? One time I realized I was d..
Have you ever had a lucid dream? One time I realized I was dreaming, so I conjured a dinosaur and rode it through the city 🦕
2020-08-27 04:41:10 +0000 UTC View PostMy favourite lingerie is almost always from Free People. Jus..
My favourite lingerie is almost always from Free People. Just sayin’ 😋
2020-08-26 17:51:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlexa, play “Smooth” by Carlos Santana featuring vocals by R..
Alexa, play “Smooth” by Carlos Santana featuring vocals by Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
2020-08-26 02:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you guys feel about my glasses?
How do you guys feel about my glasses?
2020-08-25 17:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostI love playing with shadows and sunbeams, what can I say
I love playing with shadows and sunbeams, what can I say
2020-08-25 02:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post