I was out for a walk earlier and saw a squirrel eating a frozen spilled Starbucks drink. I was tempted to follow him and see how the rest of his day went. That had to be something. A squirrel hopped up on espresso? I’d buy a ticket to that show.
2021-02-17 23:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Stay warm out there, my dudes ❄️
2021-02-17 02:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a lil reminder that if you want to see more from me, you should scroll up through our message history to see if you’ve missed anything I’ve sent your way lately 😘
2021-02-16 23:19:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The moon is such a cute lil crescent tonight 🌙
2021-02-16 05:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m on the strugglebus today if I’m being honest 😅
2021-02-16 00:27:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Valentine’s Day! Feel free to be extra sweet to me today 😋💕
2021-02-14 17:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This is basically art and you’re basically at a museum. Look at you, Mr. Culture!
2021-02-14 04:28:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes I see some cool shadows and they inspire me to take nudes, so you can thank nature for this one 😘
2021-02-14 00:29:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Some Dahlia boobs to usher you into the weekend 😘
2021-02-13 04:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Still thinking about Lawyer Zoom Cat. (If you somehow haven’t seen it, it’s worth a Google.)
2021-02-12 22:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
If summer could go ahead and hurry up, that’d be greeeaaat.
2021-02-12 00:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Throwback to the summer when I had a tan
2021-02-11 18:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Wet Wednesday calls for bath pics 🛁
2021-02-10 17:43:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I sent a video out late last night and according to my message stats, a lot of you still haven’t seen it. Maybe because I sent it so late. But yeah, in case you missed it... check your DMs 😘
2021-02-09 21:14:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Panties + flannel is maybe even better than panties + t-shirt. Truly top tier!
2021-02-09 02:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post
